tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post7406599618248064017..comments2024-03-28T06:11:55.879-06:00Comments on The Michael Bane Blog: Beer Bottle PolkaMichael Banehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16630187848984050478noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-76484714941193360062009-09-17T04:29:57.807-06:002009-09-17T04:29:57.807-06:00I was taught to break the beer bottle on the head ...I was taught to break the beer bottle on the head of the attacker...that usually ends the immediate need for a broken beer bottle...<br /><br />But what does one do if one is drinking a martini or a cosmo?seeker_twonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-17413047760904557232009-09-16T22:39:04.587-06:002009-09-16T22:39:04.587-06:00from my mis spent youth, you go straight to the fl...from my mis spent youth, you go straight to the floor to break a bear bottle, the cushiony flexible surfaces like the bar, chairs, anything at normal levels make it too hard unless there is a concrete or cinderblock wall handy...beer bottles need a stone hard surface, like a slab or concrete to break properly and leave enough to work with...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-55046700472188577722009-09-16T16:06:29.671-06:002009-09-16T16:06:29.671-06:00Indrid: The British Army teaches that you should ...Indrid: The British Army teaches that you should shoot them and then eat their banana, thereby disarming them. Defense against raspberries requires a 16 ton weight and/or a tiger, depending upon the number of attackers.<br /><br />You can view the training here:<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8Daniel E. Wattershttp://www.thegunzone.com/556dw.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-65741014580597056922009-09-16T13:34:21.942-06:002009-09-16T13:34:21.942-06:00Yes--how would you defend yourself against a banan...Yes--how would you defend yourself against a banana-wielding stripper? It's the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need to see more of. Much more.Indrid Coldnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-35765069949373645892009-09-16T12:08:45.819-06:002009-09-16T12:08:45.819-06:00Here is a scenario you guys might consider filming...Here is a scenario you guys might consider filming:<br />You are at a strip club. The girl is totally nude and dancing right in front of you. Suddenly, she pulls a weapon (from where? what kind of weapon? -these could be sub-type scenarios). So how do you defend yourself? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-60278537415087713352009-09-16T11:00:38.448-06:002009-09-16T11:00:38.448-06:00It ain't like the movies!It ain't like the movies!Hazcathttp://www.shippingfreight.comnoreply@blogger.com