The Crying Game

As Boy George once said, "I know all I need to know about the crying game..."

This from my old alma mater, the Tampa Tribune, presented without comment:

Cheerleader Says She Was Crying, Not Having Sex

TAMPA - One of two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested in a Channelside nightclub bathroom said Thursday she was crying over an ex-boyfriend - not having sex with her teammate - when a fracas erupted over the women sharing a stall.

Well, at least she wasn't glued to the toilet seat.