So I come home from Boulder to find that a bear has pissed on my front porch. My neighbor managed to grab some pixs! As a dedicated conspiracy theorist...I post an article on Bruno; a bear shows up and pisses on my porch. Coincidence? I think not!
Okay, I'm SORRY AS HELL about Bruno, but I didn't have anything to do with it!
And where did a bear get an internet connection up here, anyway?
Something's going on, I tell you!
How close was your neighbor to that bear? Hope he was packin' a Ruger Alaskan in .454!
ReplyDeleteWAY WAY TOO CLOSE...and UNARMED...
ReplyDeleteRemember, this is Boulder County, where all the animals are like Bambi...
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Michael,
ReplyDeleteIf you have any sense of justice, go find that bear's porch and piss all over it. It's up to you to set the tone...
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It's a black bear for crynn-out-loud. Sick Alf the Wonder Dog and Cleo on him, then chase'm down the hill on your new mountain bike. yee-haw!!
ReplyDeleteEric;
ReplyDeleteYou're 100% right! On the hiking trail behind my house, there's an aspen tree he and his buddies claw up every spring...next hike, I'm gonna mark it myself! That'll show 'em! Enough of this nature crap — it's time to stake out some turf!
At least, until the Germans get here with their Porsche Cayennes...
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"And where did a bear get an internet connection up here, anyway?"
ReplyDeleteWi-Fi?
p.s. you need to update your daybyday links.