tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post1349419561847704971..comments2024-03-28T06:11:55.879-06:00Comments on The Michael Bane Blog: Clown Sightings Grip America, Nation Nears PanicMichael Banehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16630187848984050478noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-5912584507914809392016-09-26T22:58:47.213-06:002016-09-26T22:58:47.213-06:00I've been the victim of numerous beaver attack...I've been the victim of numerous beaver attacks, and actually succumbed to a number of them, though I lived to tell the tail. If you decide to hunt beaver, you'd best be sure your ammo is loaded with something hard-cast, or you'll never make it.Reg Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14099612693763932005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-77900311108656251022016-09-08T18:28:46.013-06:002016-09-08T18:28:46.013-06:00I am going with the flechette deployment option fo...I am going with the flechette deployment option for clowns. Clowns aren't zombies and they always seem to have something that looks like an important body member detach without ill effects. They also have been known to sport items that can serve as a vest or stop plate but usually only one....couple that with the fact that all that thick clothing, bubble nose, dense hair and big feets (thatRastushttp://www.homegrownfascists.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-72870106474565568592016-09-08T06:14:55.354-06:002016-09-08T06:14:55.354-06:00
The Bozo: Two to the chest, one to the squeaky ... <br />The Bozo: Two to the chest, one to the squeaky nose. <br />Charlie Foxtrotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-90482071239760898142016-09-07T09:17:08.255-06:002016-09-07T09:17:08.255-06:00Juggalos. Google at your own risk.Juggalos. Google at your own risk.mikeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17875483485290838207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-69566346991835987612016-09-07T09:16:35.515-06:002016-09-07T09:16:35.515-06:00Michael--Are you ON your med's again? ;)
Anyh...Michael--Are you ON your med's again? ;)<br /><br />Anyhow, I'd recommend good shot placement if you're ever confronted by a killer-clown. Shoot 'em in the "funny bone". You can also set up a defensive perimeter around your "safe-place", that's covered in banana peels. Then just wait for the squish-flop sound and aim precisely. And don't plan on eating Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-33192334268645040182016-09-07T06:45:16.800-06:002016-09-07T06:45:16.800-06:00I dated a lady clown for a while, but she tasted f...I dated a lady clown for a while, but she tasted funny.<br />Also, her flowers gave me the squirts!<br />SeabatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-77234490565327935912016-09-06T18:15:29.170-06:002016-09-06T18:15:29.170-06:00I like the idea of a clown specific round. Keep wo...I like the idea of a clown specific round. Keep working on that. In the meantime, "light up another one Hillary"johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-39973976939349526242016-09-06T12:03:34.072-06:002016-09-06T12:03:34.072-06:00I'm pretty sure one of our Congressclowns, Sen...I'm pretty sure one of our Congressclowns, Senator Richard Burr, is from W-S.<br /><br />Can anyone account for the whereabouts of our RINO Senator during the incident?Knitebanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12561002953208884054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-20674748877761632692016-09-06T11:25:05.344-06:002016-09-06T11:25:05.344-06:00Michael--are you off your meds again? ;)Michael--are you off your meds again? ;)Garynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-66883482882449101842016-09-06T11:12:02.423-06:002016-09-06T11:12:02.423-06:00What does MB suggest as an adequate clown-terminat...What does MB suggest as an adequate clown-termination round. I don't think hardball works, becuse they are too full of weirdness and hunger for childflesh. Maybe that new Ruger corkscrew round that would unscrew dozens of arteries and veins as it buzzed on through?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00271637924818183043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8293484.post-28949198622173630622016-09-06T10:40:39.813-06:002016-09-06T10:40:39.813-06:00Is it just me or are we living in a Cormac McCarth...Is it just me or are we living in a Cormac McCarthy novel?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01571785354946533125noreply@blogger.com