Can You Spell...S•C•U•M•B•A•G?

Fox is reporting that whacko whaleboy director Michael Moore's bodyguard was arrested at NYC's Kennedy Airport for carrying an unlicensed weapon:

Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter. Burke is licensed to carry a firearm in Florida and California, but not in New York. Burke was taken to Queens central booking and could potentially be charged with a felony for the incident.

Moore's 2003 Oscar-winning film "Bowling for Columbine" criticizes what Moore calls America's "culture of fear" and its obsession with guns.

First, let me say that Fat Bastard joins a long and undistinguished list of Washington and Hollywood uberliberals who proudly wear the title of HYPOCRITE in flashing neon letters (Hello, Rosie! Here's a partial list, courtesy of Confederate Yankee). He'd no doubt tell you he needed a meatslab with a heater to protect him from the Gun Lobby, when, in truth, the only thing Michael Moore has to fear is Japanese whaling ships, who'd render his fat butt into whale-oil before you could say, "Domo arigato, Blimp Boy!"

There's an important fact here, as I've posted ont he other gun lists: The New York City airports and Boston Logan no longer recognize federal safe transit laws!!! The meatslab was arrested when he declared his legally packed, unloaded firearm! The scumbags in NYC and Boston will do the same to you!

DO NOT UNDER ANY CONDITIONS CARRY A FIREARM INTO OR THROUGH THE NYC AIRPORTS OR BOSTON!

They are NOT part of the United States, and you do not want to end up imprisoned in a Third World jail!