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Sign the STOP ASHLEE SIMPSON petition:

To: Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

I kinda thought that her lip-sync bit on Saturday Night Live was the funniest thing that crippled old warhorse had trotted out in a while. If it wasn't for Tina Fey, I can't imagien why anyone would tune in.

Still, I like the idea of petition campaigns to rid the world of faux celebrities. My next choice? A toss-up between Liza Minelli and Mary-Kate Olsen.