Friday, August 12, 2005

This Just In...WALKEN FOR THE BIG HOUSE!

Actor Christopher Walken is running for President in 2008. If you don't vote for him, he'll beat the hell out of you, shoot you and leave your body in a New Jersey landfill.

Maybe he can get John Malkovich as his VP.

I say let Dennis Hopper run the campaign.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:09 PM

    or jab you in the eye with a soldering iron!!!!!!!

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  2. I'd love to hear the State of the Union Address start with,m

    "SHADDUP MORONS!"

    mb

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