Pierce Brosnan Speaks Up!

I meant to post this yesterday, because I knoew, just knew, that all America was waiting with baited breath for Pierce Brosnan's comments on George Bush: This from The Scotsman:

Pierce Brosnan, the most recent incarnation of Ian Fleming's hero, broke cover at the Deauville Film Festival to give it to Prez with both barrels of his Walther P99.

First, let me say that this is proof positive that, as several commenters have noted recently, I don't know nearly as much as I think I do! For instance, despite having shot several, I did not know that a Walther P99 had two barrels! Perhaps Farmer Frank James, the resident Walther P99 expert among us will weigh in on this. Maybe the second barrel points backwards, at the shooter, which would explain why Brosnan made such a lame Bond.

As for his comments on anything at all going on in the United States, does anybody other than me hear a small dog yapping?