Bad Moon Rising! Load Up the Squirrel Rifles!

This from the BBC:

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

GET READY! They're here; they're angry and they're coming for your poodle!!!