Season's Greetings!

Let's all sing along now! Follow the bouncing...never mind:

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Even if you're a Jew.

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown,
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
He looooovves you!

Here's my special gift for all of you, a link to the original (and incredibly filthy) Spirit of Christmas 5-minute short that became South Park...