MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.Oh god, could I say he's an udder failure????
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.
Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.
Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Those cows were asking for it!
ReplyDeleteThis is just udderly rediculous.
ReplyDeleteOfficer Bob- "hey I just couldn't take their milk and run."
ReplyDelete"they were just walking around in the pasture with no clothes on, I couldn't help myself"
Some years ago, the cops caught a guy - um - having his way - with a cow at the Farm in the Zoo at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. DJ Jonathon Brandmeier even did a mildly popular song about it.
ReplyDeleteApparently the guy was caught in flagrante delecto, pants around his ankles, behind the cow. Best part of the news story was that when he was apprehended a case of beer was also confiscated.
Ya think?
Wonder what this LEO mope's excuse is?
Well, I feel comfortable knowing that the Burlington County PD didn't issue him a firearm without an extensive background check. I mean, we were never at any risk because of any poor judgment on their part.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the cruelty charges and high bail. I just don't like the way he was rearing those poor cows. Besides, he was also getting a little behind in his milking. ;)
ReplyDeleteOne more set of questions to add to the lie detector series
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