Monday, June 16, 2008

Guess Which Gun Obama Does NOT Want To Ban!

Saw this Illustrated Guide to Obama's Gun Grabbing from Bob Owens over at PajamasMedia, so I thought I'd turn it into a contest! Your job is to guess which gun b-HO does NOT want to ban!

Let's get started! How about a Mossberg Magnum waterfowl shotgun like this?

WRONG! It's a semiauto, and b-HO has gone on record as wanted to ban all semiautos!

How about my father's 1911A1 from World War 2?


WRONG again, and it's a TRIPLE WHAMMY BONUS! No only is my father's 1911A1 a semiauto, but it's a handgun, and b-HO has gone on record as wanting to ban all handguns, and you can conceal it, and b-HO wants to ban all concealed carry in the United States!

Okay, how about Combat Tupperware?


GONE IN 60 SECONDS! It's a semiauto, concealable handgun, almost as disgusting as a Christian farmer from Kansas! This Remington hunting rifle...who can be against hunting rifles???

RUN AND HIDE! IT'S AN "ASSAULT WEAPON!" Yes, b-HO wnats to ban the most popular selling rifle in the world, the AR-15 in ALL its variations. Permanently. No sunset clause. You think you'll be grandfathered in? Hey, hold your breath!

One of the most popular revolvers in the world, the S&W J-frame?


CONCEALABLE! That's a big no-no for b-HO! If people in his home town of Chicago had something like this available to them, maybe they wouldn't have to ake pay-offs to politicians and the cops to stay alive! Well, can't we have relics?

NO, SILLY RABBITS! Concealable dangerous weapons!

The super high-tech Beretta competition shotgun?


That's right...GONE BABY GONE...Chicago gang-bangers would love this semiauto baby, so in the Gospel According to b-HO, it's Evil!

And the winner is:

FINALLY, a gun that b-HO HAS NOT gone on the record as wanting to ban!

Wait a minute...you coud put somebody'e eye out with that thing! Paging the Right Reverend Jesse "Who You Calling Racist" Jackson! Mobilize the usual suspects!

9 comments:

  1. Are you sure the "pop" gun is legal? Is it the politically correct color? It might be on the Senator list as well.

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  2. Precisely why we CAN'T vote b-HO.

    But considering the other option, it is going to be imperative that we ALL push to elect Senators and Representatives that will never put any bill onto b-HO's or McCain's desk that would accomplish any of these measures.

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  3. Anonymous12:33 AM

    Michael: Run the same test for Bloomturd or Raunchy if they get the VP slot for McCannister.

    All The Best,
    Frank W. James

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  4. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Tilt, Doink! Arrest him!
    This WEAPON does not have: a trigger safety lock, automatic cork barcode ID imprinting, a barrel over 16" long, a serial number for tracking purposes, automatic thumb-print ID to prevent unauthorized use and liability insurance.
    Go right to the gulag!

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  5. Anonymous10:42 AM

    A view to what the world will look like under a Demokrat regime from Conjob Obama's stomping ground, Chicago, if that socialist gets cranking on "gun control". From the Chicago Trib itself: Of course it's fair that they have guns and you don't.

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  8. So, I don't actually suppose it will have effect.

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