Author and host of the hit OUTDOOR CHANNEL show SHOOTING GALLERY spouts off...
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
I Just Want to be a Supermodel...
...and my friends will envy me!
I thought I'd take a few moments from the daily invective to update everyone on the exciting life of Alf the Wonder Beagle. The Doggie Diva authorized the above paparazzi pix from a recent gallery opening...no faces, please!..in anticipation of her new talk show, which is in development. It will be like Tyra Bank's talkshow, except the host will actually have a brain. Alf recently spied a small mulie doe in the back yard, which caused her to bay, "Unnnnnnnngulate! Unnnnnnnnngulate!"
She appreciates all her fans on the Internet and hopes some day to eat the remains of Keith Olbermann.
"She appreciates all her fans on the Internet and hopes some day to eat the remains of Keith Olbermann."
ReplyDeleteMy dog likes road apples which is basiclly the same thing. Well maybe not because horse manure actually helps thing grow unlike Obermann.
Maybe Alf should just have a good roll on the carcass. Much safer!
Ratcatcher 55
I agree with Ratcatcher, Olbermann is probably just as poisonous dead as alive.
ReplyDeleteThanks, MB.
ReplyDeleteWith the way things have been going for me lately I needed that.
Give ALF a mooseburger for me. :)