There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, so my boss fires me.
When I went to the parking lot to leave, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing in one gulp!
I pretty much run a teleprompter professionally, Herve Leger Bandage and let me tell you, there's a lot of bad juju going on between the O and his prompter. First of all, there's all the operator errors, which would not happen if he had hired a professional. Not good. Probably shouldn't have hired some DNC donors kid of the job.
And now the latest incident. It looks to me like the stand collapsed- which is odd, because there's no reason for a stand to collapse- it's like a microphone stand or a music stand. Herve Leger Dresses These things don't collapse.
AHHHHH, thanks for the free chiropractic, karate therapy!
ReplyDelete"... really man, ... it was THIS big !... "
ReplyDelete"UNCLE!!!" "I swear!", "UNCLE"
ReplyDeleteMMOMM!!!!??!!
Michael demonstrates how to kill someone after being caught by surprise.
ReplyDeleteTake it back! I don't look like the guy from Pawnstars!
ReplyDeleteha ha!! yes you DO look like the guy from pawnstars!
ReplyDeleteNow, if Dolly Parton was in this situation....
ReplyDeleteThere I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
ReplyDelete"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.
I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, so my boss fires me.
When I went to the parking lot to leave, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing in one gulp!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
I pretty much run a teleprompter professionally, Herve Leger Bandage and let me tell you, there's a lot of bad juju going on between the O and his prompter. First of all, there's all the operator errors, which would not happen if he had hired a professional. Not good. Probably shouldn't have hired some DNC donors kid of the job.
ReplyDeleteAnd now the latest incident. It looks to me like the stand collapsed- which is odd, because there's no reason for a stand to collapse- it's like a microphone stand or a music stand. Herve Leger Dresses These things don't collapse.
Unless you have bad juju.