Important Statement from Alf the Wonder Beagle

RE: This picture from the weekend's John Stewart/Steven Colbert's Idiots' March in Washington D.C.:

...the Wonder Beagle today issued this statement: "I like large birds. Parrots are my friends. I resent even a puppy demeaning the special avian/canine bond. I am prepared to savagely bite anyone who comes onto my turf, which covers most of the state known to humans as 'Colorado.' I also like bacon."