New Jersey reptile expert reportedly told to 'keep mouth shut' about anaconda on loose
A reptile expert said Friday that he wants to go "on the record" and confirm that New Jersey authorities are searching for an anaconda, not a boa constrictor in the state's largest lake.
"I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic," Gerald Andrejcak, the specialist,told NJ.com. "Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record."
Personally, I'm terrified! I mean, it's been raining a lot at the Secret Hidden Bunker, and anacondas are notoriously sneaky. An anaconda ate Jon Voight -- and don't tell me that was just a movie! Btw! Am I the only one who thinks that was Jennifer Lopez' greatest role? And I'm just spitballing here, but do you think an anaconda could swallow Chris Christie?
I would say the titanoboa MIGHT have been able to, but that human puffer fish would just continue to inflate with his self-generated BS and hot air until the snake gave up.
ReplyDeleteAnacondas took up a whole new meaning after Sir Mixalot released "Baby's Got Back".
ReplyDeleteSo now when I hear "anaconda" I laugh my ass off.
Pun intended.
Selena....
ReplyDeleteIn a 44 Mag I would prefer a S&W.
ReplyDeleteIf they catch it (highly improbable) they can move it to NYC to eat the alligators in the sewers.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that Anaconda. His name is Vinnie and he runs a poker game on thursday nights in Hoboken.
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