Chuck Norris Facts

Yes, popular culture can morph faster than organic goat cheese in a University of Colorado fraternity guy's malfunctioning refrigerator.

To wit, the Cult of Chuck Norris, and his Testament, the Chuck Norris Facts. Here's one:

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

The Chuckster once pounded my face into a karate mat in Hawaii, but it worked out okay because it turned out I could ride a horse better than him. Of course, that's another story...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.