Author and host of the hit OUTDOOR CHANNEL show SHOOTING GALLERY spouts off...
Momma said there would be days like that!
I must be dreaming... do I really see the words "If attacked, fight back" on a government-issued sign?I thought goobermental heads exploded by merely thinking that phrase.
Encounter = attack
If attacked by a mountain lion1. Draw sidearm.2. Shoot lion.3. Have your African Grey call the taxidermist.
Yeah, don't think I need a sigh to tell me defend myself from any animal. Particularly, any who think I might be a tasty meal.
"Yeah, don't think I need a sigh to tell me defend myself from any animal. Particularly, any who think I might be a tasty meal."I think that's directed at people who have heard to play dead when attacked by a bear.
When in doubt, golf!http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u80/bonesnofoa/Golf.jpgThis weekend i had the most fun i've had in years. Ahh the sweet smell of gunpowder in the evening. The Muffled sounds of gunfire. I miss it already.
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Momma said there would be days like that!
I must be dreaming... do I really see the words "If attacked, fight back" on a government-issued sign?
I thought goobermental heads exploded by merely thinking that phrase.
Encounter = attack
If attacked by a mountain lion
1. Draw sidearm.
2. Shoot lion.
3. Have your African Grey call the taxidermist.
Yeah, don't think I need a sigh to tell me defend myself from any animal. Particularly, any who think I might be a tasty meal.
"Yeah, don't think I need a sigh to tell me defend myself from any animal. Particularly, any who think I might be a tasty meal."
I think that's directed at people who have heard to play dead when attacked by a bear.
When in doubt, golf!
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums
/u80/bonesnofoa/Golf.jpg
This weekend i had the most fun i've had in years. Ahh the sweet smell of gunpowder in the evening. The Muffled sounds of gunfire. I miss it already.
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