Thursday, February 11, 2010

Get Well Quick You Decrepit Old...

...Farts...let's go with Farts...

First, my friend Bruce Gray thoughtlessly had a heart attack last week. Bruce is one of the greatest gunsmiths ever, a person who understands firearms on some kind of DNAS level. It's his second heart attack — his first was a few years ago at SHOT — and, luckily, he's going to be fine. Bruce, cut this nonsense out and get back in harness!

Second, Chris Edwards, one of our Regular Suspects and the Glockmesiter Hisself, just had his knee replaced. That's because he's old. I talked to him today and he was working on modifying his Combat Walker, which when completed will feature 2 Glock 18s fitted with bayonets, 33-round mags and high-definition television.

Seriously, both you guys GET OVER IT!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Had one hip replaced last year, gonna do the other one this year, maybe some knees too. Happens to us old farts your turns coming. the mushroom

DonWorsham said...

I started working out with weights with my son on 1/21 after never in my 59 years doing anything (except racketball and softball in the early 80's)

Oh and shovling snow everyday this week.

I hope it is true that it is never too late...

John Bickar said...

Get well quickly, Bruce and Chris!

Kristopher said...

He should just walk it off, then?

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