...Farts...let's go with Farts...
First, my friend Bruce Gray thoughtlessly had a heart attack last week. Bruce is one of the greatest gunsmiths ever, a person who understands firearms on some kind of DNAS level. It's his second heart attack — his first was a few years ago at SHOT — and, luckily, he's going to be fine. Bruce, cut this nonsense out and get back in harness!
Second, Chris Edwards, one of our Regular Suspects and the Glockmesiter Hisself, just had his knee replaced. That's because he's old. I talked to him today and he was working on modifying his Combat Walker, which when completed will feature 2 Glock 18s fitted with bayonets, 33-round mags and high-definition television.
Seriously, both you guys GET OVER IT!