Tuesday, September 13, 2011

And You Think You're Having a Tough Week!

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa
An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa in China.

There's a headline that'll ice your blood! BTW, the Telegraph has a wrap-up of penis news on that page. Think about that....reporter's resume: Penis Correspondent. I wish I'd stayed in Mainstream Media! Truly, the sky is the limit...

4 comments:

"gunner" said...

at least it wasn't an electric eel, that would have been positively shocking.

Awtha said...

I remember reading about the dreaded "Candiru" as a kid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

"To date, there is only one documented case of a candiru entering a human urinary system, which took place in Brazil in 1997. . . . . "

BAC said...

Some things can't be unread.

Graybeard said...

All around the world, millions of men went into a reflexive cringe and doubled over when they read that headline.

There was a story like that going around the office in the days before email forwarding, on a photocopy, It was about a guy who repaired an injury to his scrotum with a staple gun. You could tell who was reading it by who was instinctively cringing and doubling over.