Satan's minions are rising around the world; the Hellbore is fully open; what rude beast slouches toward Bethlehem...etc.
Place your stakes by the doors; do NOT invite anyone in, even if she's really really hot and looks like Lindsay Lohan; hang garlic bulbs in the windows, dip the 230-grain FMJs in Holy Water; make sure you have a sword, machete or Zombie Tool handy to separate the head from the body of the various undead minions of Satan. If you have a pet goat, do NOT let it outside tonight! The night is long and full of terrors!
Tomorrow, we'll get back to guns, assuming we make it thought the night.