Monday, April 25, 2016

And Now, This...

From Newser:
Irate Beaver 'Takes Man Hostage' 
A rogue beaver struck terror into the heart of a man making his way home late at night in the Latvian city of Daugavpils, according to a local newspaper report picked up byLatvian Public Broadcasting. The man, identified only as Sergei, says the beaver ran out of some bushes and suddenly bit him. He fell over as he tried to fight the rodent off and was bitten again as he tried to get up. In what USA Today describes as a "Kafkian nightmare," Sergei phoned police as the beaver "held him hostage" and refused to let him get up, only to have his plea for help allegedly dismissed as a prank call.
Have I not been warning you all of the Beaver Apocalypse for months, ne, years??? Be ready for the sound of slapping tails!!!!


13 comments:

Overload in Colorado said...

I've heard that flowers or chocolate can help you out if you're held hostage by beaver.

If that doesn't do it, try jewelry.

Moosejaw said...

Rabies! Unless Sergei is really Groot.

Anonymous said...

Attackee bija teikt, ka viņš bija "Woodie" šim zvēram.

; )

Life Member

KevinC said...

I saw Irate Beaver play on a double bill with L7 back in 1991.

Michael Bane said...

My understanding is that North American Arms has seen a massive increase in sales of their little single actions, which, parenthetically, will the the small paws of beavers...

This is real, folks...

mb

230grainball said...

Maybe we just need to appease the Beavers with an Aid package. Can't we send John Kerry to negotiate with them?

Steve said...

Most of us have been taken hostage by a beaver at some point in our lives.

Anonymous said...

"Beavers" control HALF of the money and ALL of the sex in the world!

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NJ Larry said...

As we ponder the Beaver revolution....

Tonite the Republican candidate for President of the United States is Donald J Trump. Done. Now lets do everything in our power to get him elected in November.

Anonymous said...

Let everyone in OUR party know that you are supporting him too. Lest they try to derail him and put in another panty-waist like Romney. Send comments to Trump's campaign offices to let them know your expectations too.

Even though Mark Levin "thinks" that he hates Trump, we need to start a "Draft Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice" campaign. At least he will remain a loyal Constitutional Conservative regardless of who's in the Oval Office.

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iainmcphersn said...

Leave it to Beaver

Anonymous said...

And remember, The Second Amendment GUARANTEES the right to keep and bear arms. Start petitioning your Representatives in the House and the Senate to draft and approve a bill that ensures that the US government issues appropriate guns to all us citizens. We need to practice Swiss "gun control". After all, it is a right granted by God.

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