Is it just me, or is it coincidence that the Michael Jackson case seems to be heating up at the same time Sponge Bob (a.k.a. "SpongeBob," obviously a lame alias) suddenly is in the limelight? I've got this gut feeling that there's a connection somewhere [PAGING DIANE SAWYER! Your Emmy is here...]. HAS SPONGE BOB EVER BEEN TO NEVERLAND? HAS MICHAEL JACKSON EVER ADMITTED TO RELATIONS WITH NOT ONLY A SPONGE, BUT ANY KITCHEN CLEANING UTILITY?
I say this whole case could be blown wide open if somebody would depose Bubbles the chimp.
Okay, now I'll get serious...
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