Too Much Monkey Business!

This is why you never surf the web late at night...there are HORRORS LURKING! From SF Gate:

Two former employees of the Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the "talking" ape, have filed a lawsuit contending that they were ordered to bond with the 33-year-old female simian by displaying their breasts.

[The] lawsuit, filed Tuesday in San Mateo County Superior Court, alleges sexual discrimination, wrongful termination in retaliation for reporting health and safety violations, and failure to pay overtime or provide rest breaks...

...The suit, in any case, says that [Gorilla Foundation president] Patterson would interpret hand movements by Koko as a demand to see exposed human nipples. She warned Alperin and Keller that their employment with the foundation would suffer, the suit says, if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish."

Gorillas with nipple fetishes...sounds like an episode of the upcoming CSI: Bronx Zoo, which opens with a rousing rendition of the Who's Squeeze Box. I need to rest now.