There's been a
winner in the annual
"It was a dark and stormy night" San Jose State University's
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing, and,
no, it wasn't me:
“Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.”
"Lick the shovel clean?" Inspired, I say...inspired! Somebody call
Days of Our Lives and tell them their new scriptwriter is waiting...
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