Hi, this is Marshal H., Michael's clone on the Word Wide Web. Yeah, I know, it is an impossible mission to clone him.
I am here just to inform you that Michael is out of pocket until he gets his Internet connection up and running. Lightning struck on Tuesday and his house took a direct hit. The house is ok, but electric wires and equipment need to be replaced. He is now busy dealing with contractors and computer nerds, but he will "return" asap.
Besides the fact that his hair is standing straight up, he and his sweetie are doing just fine.
Shoulda grounded that pole he installed for the pole-dancing lessons.
ReplyDeleteLightning struck twice.
ReplyDeleteHe really needs to install a lightning rod.
Or quit complaining about the weather. Someone seems to be taking it personally.
ReplyDeleteHow many times does lighting need to hit that house before he takes the hint?
ReplyDeleteCharles Bond
Last week it was the snow, now it is lightening. I can't wait for next week.. :)
ReplyDeleteYep Patrick, I agree.. should have grounded that pole.
-Bidah
What's next, a plague of locusts?
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