Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Save Wesley Snipes!


Internet pressure is growing on President Barack "Hope-And-Change-Hussein" Obama to choose action actor Wesley Snipes for a Cabinet-level position. Snipes was sentenced to 3 years for tax evasion in 2008. Through his roles in Blade and White Men Can't Jump, Snipes has proven himself more competent than any of Hope-And-Change-Hussein's choices to date, and his tax problems make him perfect for the Cabinet!

BTW, my friend Jim Rawles' excellent novel Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse has cracked the elite top 1000 books at Amazon, amazing for a self-published book. Definitely buy the book before ole Hope-And-Change Hussein gets around to banning books. Good read, and great information.

Finally, some good news: 
Staten Island's famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, inexplicably bit Mayor Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony on Monday, drawing blood from the billionaire.
Dare to struggle; dare to win! Groundhogs rule!

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:31 PM

    See nature really is Pro Gun. I wonder if Charles G. Hogg is on Lauers payroll. Love to see that in a bobble head

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  2. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Hope the Hogg was rabid....

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  3. Everybody seems to be worried about the hogg being rabid...

    Has anybody had Bloomberg tested for rabies???

    It'd be a horrible thing for a poor woodland creature to die from biting an infected mayor.

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  4. There is Hope for Change!

    In my next incarnation, I want to come back as a Ground-Hog if only so I can freely bite President-For-Live Obama on the ... thumb.

    Okay, so it's a Minor (and unlikely) Ambition. That's better than no ambition at all.

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  5. Anonymous8:09 AM

    I saw the saddest TV infomercial today. Chuck Norris and Wesley Snipes shilling for the Total Gym. Almost made me cry.

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  6. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Do they they have an HIV vaccine for the poor ground hog?


    Ratcatcher55

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  7. Anonymous4:35 PM

    How can we line Bloomberg up to pet a Kodiak bear?
    "Oh yes, Mr. Mayor, the bear's name is 'Herman' and he's very very gentle, especially with children, you'll have no problem with petting him - he loves it!"
    "Oh, wait a minute! That's not 'Herman'; that one's 'Satan'! Oh! Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Don't! Mr. Mayor! Ooooo! Too late! Ooooo! Owwww! That's gotta hurt!"

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