Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Save Wesley Snipes!


Internet pressure is growing on President Barack "Hope-And-Change-Hussein" Obama to choose action actor Wesley Snipes for a Cabinet-level position. Snipes was sentenced to 3 years for tax evasion in 2008. Through his roles in Blade and White Men Can't Jump, Snipes has proven himself more competent than any of Hope-And-Change-Hussein's choices to date, and his tax problems make him perfect for the Cabinet!

BTW, my friend Jim Rawles' excellent novel Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse has cracked the elite top 1000 books at Amazon, amazing for a self-published book. Definitely buy the book before ole Hope-And-Change Hussein gets around to banning books. Good read, and great information.

Finally, some good news: 
Staten Island's famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, inexplicably bit Mayor Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony on Monday, drawing blood from the billionaire.
Dare to struggle; dare to win! Groundhogs rule!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

See nature really is Pro Gun. I wonder if Charles G. Hogg is on Lauers payroll. Love to see that in a bobble head

Anonymous said...

Hope the Hogg was rabid....

Mtn Man said...

Everybody seems to be worried about the hogg being rabid...

Has anybody had Bloomberg tested for rabies???

It'd be a horrible thing for a poor woodland creature to die from biting an infected mayor.

Jerry The Geek said...

There is Hope for Change!

In my next incarnation, I want to come back as a Ground-Hog if only so I can freely bite President-For-Live Obama on the ... thumb.

Okay, so it's a Minor (and unlikely) Ambition. That's better than no ambition at all.

Anonymous said...

I saw the saddest TV infomercial today. Chuck Norris and Wesley Snipes shilling for the Total Gym. Almost made me cry.

Anonymous said...

Do they they have an HIV vaccine for the poor ground hog?


Ratcatcher55

Anonymous said...

How can we line Bloomberg up to pet a Kodiak bear?
"Oh yes, Mr. Mayor, the bear's name is 'Herman' and he's very very gentle, especially with children, you'll have no problem with petting him - he loves it!"
"Oh, wait a minute! That's not 'Herman'; that one's 'Satan'! Oh! Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Don't! Mr. Mayor! Ooooo! Too late! Ooooo! Owwww! That's gotta hurt!"

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