Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Two Thousand Zero Zero Party Over, Out of Time...

While we wait patiently for the avian flu pandemic, a few data points:

MADONNA WARNS: ALL WILL GO TO HELL IF DON'T TURN FROM WICKED BEHAVIOR; 'MOST PRIESTS ARE GAY.' Me, I kinda miss the bustier...

• HYANNIS, Mass. (AP) — U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy attempted to rescue six men who had become trapped by high tide on a jetty off Hyannisport on Sunday...HELP! I'm trapped in the water and Teddy Kennedy is coming to save me!

Destroyer series Canada-ized; drifts left...Warren Murphy decides to kick ass again! Brother Murphy wrote the intro to my novel, ALL NIGHT RADIO; is a big time gun guy and an all-around good guy. Here's hoping he recaptures his legacy from Our Dim Bulb Neighbors In The North.

• Singer Prince needs a hip replacement...American pop star Prince is to have a hip replacement operation after years of dancing in high heels. The 47-year-old has been told that years of energetic dancing and strutting on stage may have taken a toll on his joints. Tonight we're gonna party like...like...well, our grandparents...