Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson Dead As Stump
Darn! My heart goes out to Bubbles the chimp, former companion to Michael Jackson, who got a really raw deal and ended up in an animal sanctuary. I believe Bubbles knew the inside story of Michael Jackson's pedophile romps and was sent to the slam to keep him from talking. The chimp never got a penny of royalties from the $250,000 porcelain sculptures of Bubbles and Jackson by alleged famous sculpture Jeff Koons. Sadly, Bubbles has never completed work on his memoirs, CHEETAH LIED, in which it was rumored that Bubbles would be revealed as the true author of Jackson's multiplatinum selling album Thriller.