Wolf Bane's handy tips for shooting matches...on the first stage DO NOT stand up quickly, twist yourself oddly and pull a muscle in one's left butt cheek. Then, avoid stumbling, grabbing the props to keep from falling and hobbling your way through the rest of the stage! Then you don't have to suffer the slings and arrows of your posse-mates as you Festus your way through the rest of Day One of the Rocky Mountain Regional Raid.
OUCHIES! Hey, even though I managed to salvage a 33 second run out of that debacle, I am still suffering piteously.
I think I'm going to need a complete butt cheek transplant and am looking for donors. I have already turned nixed Lady Ga Ga and Coyote Calhoun...I'm still waiting to hear from Brad Pitt, Hipshot and Linsay Lohan, if they'll let her call from the slammer.
BTW, GREAT match so far!
BTW BTW, do SASS rules allow me to shoot with one of those soft pillows duct-taped to my posterior????
Still clean after Day One.