Wednesday, September 08, 2010

You Make Up the Caption




-- Post From The Road

9 comments:

FightinBluHen51 said...

AHHHHH, thanks for the free chiropractic, karate therapy!

Wallaby Jack said...

"... really man, ... it was THIS big !... "

Awtha said...

"UNCLE!!!" "I swear!", "UNCLE"

MMOMM!!!!??!!

SiGraybeard said...

Michael demonstrates how to kill someone after being caught by surprise.

Anonymous said...

Take it back! I don't look like the guy from Pawnstars!

Awtha said...

ha ha!! yes you DO look like the guy from pawnstars!

seeker_two said...

Now, if Dolly Parton was in this situation....

Not Available said...

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.
I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, so my boss fires me.

When I went to the parking lot to leave, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing in one gulp!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"

Anonymous said...

I pretty much run a teleprompter professionally, Herve Leger Bandage and let me tell you, there's a lot of bad juju going on between the O and his prompter. First of all, there's all the operator errors, which would not happen if he had hired a professional. Not good. Probably shouldn't have hired some DNC donors kid of the job.

And now the latest incident. It looks to me like the stand collapsed- which is odd, because there's no reason for a stand to collapse- it's like a microphone stand or a music stand. Herve Leger Dresses These things don't collapse.

Unless you have bad juju.