Monday, December 06, 2010

Mega-Tired, But Hopeful

Still, though, all things are cool. I got a good start on drywalling the ceiling of the gunroom and I'm going to spend much of the week shooting new guns. How bad can that be?

I'm really excited that Wal-Mart will be putting in video monitors so we can get a personal message from Reichsfuhrer Janet Napolitano, urging us to watch our neighbors and be prepared to grope (or grovel) on command. I think this is a brilliant move, sort of like living in a Philip K. Dick novel. As a producer myself, I can't help but think that Reichsfuhrer Napolitano could make great use of those nude-o-scan pixs from airports across the country to enhance her message. And to Wal-Mart, how about a promotion where if you see your nude-o-scan body, or the nude-o-scan of your young son or daughter, you get 20% off your purchase! Man, I think that'll pack people in! I'm thinking of taking up collecting string, or learning all the various honorifics in multiple languages...[and where did that obscure cultural reference come from, kiddies????]


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10 comments:

SteveP said...

Another good reason not to shop at Walmart. Maybe we can use the cameras to catch some illegal aliens

The Warrior said...

Wait, Wal-Mart is putting in TVs? For what?

PK Dick...haha, loved the reference. Blade Runner...or A Scanner Darkly?

Spencer

The Warrior said...

Right. Cross-posted on my blog, thanks....

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km200 said...

I'm really excited that Wal-Mart will be putting in video monitors so we can get a personal message from Reichsfuhrer Janet Napolitano, urging us to watch our neighbors and be prepared to grope (or grovel) on command.

Janet NapoliReno definitely prefers the grovel.

Anonymous said...

Remember Wal-Mart cowtowed to the govt when it started to video record gun transactions.

RVN11B said...

Reichsfuhrer Janet Napolitano at it again I see.

I am wondering what their reactions would be when, as I pass each monitor showing such drivel, I render the ridged digit salute?

Carman said...

Honorifics in multiple languages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Honorifics

Anonymous said...

I know that this is a late comment on a note that has grown whiskers, but I just saw the video recording that they're playing at the check-outs at Wal Mart and had to add my 2-cents-worth.

Fox News played the video on 12-13-2010. It features "Big-Sister", Janet Napolitano asking for customers to turn-in anyone "acting strange, or unusual" in, or around "Wally-World". I think that it's time for say the SEIU, or UAW to help WalMart with their future business plans. No one in this household shops there, nor will we EVER!!!!!

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