Sunday, February 02, 2014

Tactical Groundhog Day


“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”
— "Phil Conners"
Groundhog Day
Punxsutawney Phil does a quick sneaky peak outside his secret hidden bunker. It's happening again...the "zombies" have the bunker surrounded! This year, though, it's going to be different. Phil slings the half-size Honey Badger in 5.7 X 28 and tucks 4 more 50-round mags in his custom Tactical Tailor plate carrier/tactical vest. He remembers how hard it was to get a groundhog-sized ceramic plate.  He straps on the groundhog-sized Glock 42, 2 Spyderco Delicas, a bandoleer of mini-flash bangs. Six more weeks of winter his fuzzy brown whistle-pig tail! Today will be a reckoning...
I think I'm going back to bed now. That means there will be 6 more weeks of brutal cold, blizzards, asteroid strikes, tsunamis, angry arguments with total strangers at the Safeway, and Vanilla Ice on television.

5 comments:

Rastus said...

"...angry arguments with total strangers at the Safeway...", you simply must elaborate.

Anonymous said...

But it's my brides Birthday, MB...it's all good!

Timothy

Anonymous said...

Even if Obama gets a 3rd term it will NEVER be so bad that Vanilla Ice gets back on TV. ;D
Tom B

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