Monday, July 06, 2015

Paging Auntie Em! Bring the Gun Cleaner, Too!

Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like home!
Dorothy, last lines
The Wizard of Oz

Yes indeedy, Toto! We are indeed home from Kiwi-Land with stories of great derring-do to tell, massive meats to eats and slain beasites of all wont to adorn the wall of the Bunker's great room. We also got the World's greatest vegetarian cookbook and a potholder in a sheep motif. Living large, we are!

I'll be updating this post over the course of the day, and of course Wednesday's podcast will be Radio Free Kiwi!

Quick note...amazing how much my country has diminished in the week I've been gone! I left at least a semblance of America, once the greatest country on earth, and returned to Gautamala On The Potomic, a country deeply concerned about "General Lee" salt and pepper shakers, obsessed with the mass production of groom-groom and bride-bride wedding cake toppers and reeling from the worst sturgeon attack in the nation's history.


Anonymous said...

"greatest vegetarian cookbook" is an oxymoron, isn't it?

I mean, don't vegetarians spend their entire lives trying to find something other than meat that tastes just like meat?

Just aksin'.


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alfsauve said...

"We also got the World's greatest vegetarian cookbook.."

Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode: To Serve Vegan.

Tim Covington said...

"the World's greatest vegetarian cookbook" - It consists of a single page that says "EAT MEAT!"