Armed and Fabulous! Fabulously dangerous, that is!
I would say this is a major escalation:
Beaver steals hunter’s rifle
As you know, I am the only national journalist to consistently and honestly report on the burgeoning beaver crisis that is gripping not just America, but the world. Knowing there re armed beavers out there is terrifying to me...I think our only hope as a people is negotiation and accommodation. Is John Kerry available?
Another reason to use synthetic stocks for long guns :-)
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As former pres candidate John Kerry said in a campaign stop in rural Ohio in 2003: "can i get me a hunting license here"?..
ReplyDeletewell, leave it to beaver I guess.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean beavers are now self protected species?
ReplyDeleteSave a tree. Eat a beaver.
ReplyDeleteNice beaver!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe beaver wasn't stealing it for himself, he was going to exercise his right to arm a bear.
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