Okay, it's time to stop saying "BLING!" I mean it; I'm dead serious about this thing. Here is a hint, white peoples — you ain't from the hood! You're buying your jewelry from Target instead of stealing it from some guy whose first name is "Ice!" You sound like a moron when you try to adopt/adapt/friggin' steal ghetto/hip hop argot. Even Eminem sounds stupid, and he's much cooler than you!
Bling bling my ding ding, my brutha! You are white...knock it off right now. Go read a William Faulker novel and practice saying, "Y'all." Give me skin, you pathetic dweebs.