I was going to write someting about the Super Bowl, except that I didn't watch it. Instead, my Sweetie and I made onion dip, which we ate with Certified Unhealthy Ripples Potato Chips, and watched The Last Samuri, which is a good movie even though Tom Cruise is in it.
I once got paid by a magazine to attend a Super Bowl and write a "color" commentary on it. I wrote that I was amazingly distracted by the largely unclothed women jumping up and down on the sidelines, but that I had it on good authority that a football game had been played. Oh Janet Jackson...where are you now that we really need you?