Paging GAMERA, Friend of All Children!

I've always been a fan of the giant flying turtle spewing fire from numerous orifaces. As you know (you do know, don't you?), Gamera comes to the aide of children everywhere. Well, the Big Guy better be revving up his flame jets, 'cause it looks like we'll be needing him sooner rather than later. Take a look at this from the AP:

Pet shop owner sees Satan image on turtle that survived fire

MICHIGANTOWN, IND. -- The owner of a turtle that was the only survivor of a pet shop fire says he sees an image of Satan's face on its shell.

"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."

The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive a fire last October at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

Dora and others can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.

When the Dark Lord starts autographing turtles, watch out! I'm thinking we're days, maybe hours, from having Tim Lahaye's entire series of books crank up right in front of our eyes! There's nothing left to do but start rubbing my Gamera action figure a friend got me in Japan and start hording chocolate and 9mm ball ammo.

I'd also watch that damn turtle really closely!