Please Pass Me a Second Dessert...

You'll notice I haven't made much of the CDC report that being slightly overweight isn't nearly the lethal killer it's been made out to be:

The new analysis found that obesity — being extremely overweight — is indisputably lethal. But like several recent smaller studies, it found that people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight.

The only reason I bring it up now is I remembered that I was once chosen as the "second most fit fat guy in America" by Men's Health Magazine. The issue I was featured in pictured me pitching a kayak (sadly, with me aboard it) over a three-story waterfall, proving I suppose that yuo can be both overweight and stupid at the same time.

I suppose this is some sort of sick validation on my part...