"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"Comedy Central replaced the episode with the far more politically correct CHEF'S CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS episode.
The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."
I say, Gorge Crooney, you pompous jackass, why aren't you and your Hollywood butt weasels speaking up about this overt attempt at censorship? Afraid you'll have Sci-jihadists looting and burning up and down Roseo Drive?
4 comments:
Mikhail,
If it's possible to choose your holy war, I think it's physically safer going up against Islam than Scientology. You got nuts man!
FWIW, I am not Scientologist. Which in modern Hubbard-ese means I am, but I'm not. Or am I? Do I write a blank check or go to my deprogramming session?
Damn...where's my coffee?
I'm in!
Walt Rauch
Perhaps Scientology is more PC than, say, fundamentalist bible thumpers? Hysterics over religion (any religion) is a good reason to promote skepticism and rational thinking!
Comedy Central might well have gotten intelligence that a certain couch-bouncing Scientologist was planning to blow himself up, along with innocent studio guests, if the lampooning didn't cease.
Might be good for the ratings, but then who would protect us from the Martians?
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