Wednesday, September 10, 2008
I Just Want to be a Supermodel...
...and my friends will envy me!
I thought I'd take a few moments from the daily invective to update everyone on the exciting life of Alf the Wonder Beagle. The Doggie Diva authorized the above paparazzi pix from a recent gallery opening...no faces, please!..in anticipation of her new talk show, which is in development. It will be like Tyra Bank's talkshow, except the host will actually have a brain. Alf recently spied a small mulie doe in the back yard, which caused her to bay, "Unnnnnnnngulate! Unnnnnnnnngulate!"
She appreciates all her fans on the Internet and hopes some day to eat the remains of Keith Olbermann.