Saturday, May 21, 2011

OMG!!!! 6:05 & I'm Still Here!!!!

YES! I have been LEFT BEHIND, morphed unto a best-selling post-Apoc religious book series! Oh man...I'm going to spend the rest of the night dipping 5.56 rounds into Holy Water...probably wouldn't hurt to stick some garlic into .45 ACP hollow-points...hmmmmmmm, where's silver nitrate? I mean, you never know what's gonna come out of the Hellbore these grim days...where oh where is the Sainted Buffy when you really need her???



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Buffy....In my bed idealy...LOL

Mickey3Gun said...

"This could be heaven or this could be hell" We could be in the afterlife and not even know it. How's that for scary........

Gandalfdjh said...

I assume that you got the ranch hand all loaded up with them silver bullets!

Anonymous said...

A true Buffy fan knows the correct term is Hellmouth, not hellbore.

Anonymous said...

All the "good'un's" are indeed gone; translated out of here (yet alive in memory). Now it's left to us. . . . . we're really screwed now! or as Pogo said: "We have met the enemy... and he is us"
Awtha

Anonymous said...

BUFFY-AAAHHHHH YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like the garlic filled hollow points idea- GFHP'S.I wonder if they'll work on Walpurgis night too? Maybe I could use the garlic left over from the Walpurgis neck chain. the mushroom

John said...

Geez! You guys must still be eating those mushrooms you find on the prairie. Garlic hollowpoints are EDC for us city boys. JT out.

Bic said...

Y'know....it did occur to me that leaving neatly folded piles of clothes at strategic places in the 'hood would be a fun time - but I had better things to do, maybe next time,


MP

Pathfinder said...

I also heard that vampires and zombies both can be stopped with JHPs packed with pork lard. Might come in handy elsewhere as well.

h/t Genl. Pershing.

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