Monday, August 15, 2005

Funny Gun Story...

...insofar as EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE STORY is INCORRECT, WRONG-HEADED or JUST PLAIN STUPID! Check this story out, courtesy of the irrepressible Dean Speir at The Gun Zone:
New Glock .357 makes cops' day

By CHRIS WHIPPLE

Elizabeth City police officers were at the city firing range this week getting acquainted with the department's new standard-issue firearm, the Glock .357.

The department is upgrading from Sig Sauer handguns to the new Glock because the latter weapon reportedly is safer for users. It also packs a bigger punch while increasing accuracy.

Sgt. Mike Boone and Lt. Steve Terrill were at the firing range preparing officers to qualifications on the weapons this week.

Although much smaller, the .357 is marketed by Glock as the equal to the Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, made famous by Clint Eastwood in the movie "Dirty Harry." The .357 Magnum was at one time the largest caliber police weapon available.
They're having a contest over at The Gun Zone to see how many mistakes you can find in the article. No doubt Mr. Whipple will soo n be back in the supermarket squeezing toilet paper!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, does calling the Glock safer than a Sig count? They can't be serious?

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