Coming Soon to Denver!

This LGM (Little Green Men, silly!) story from the morning's Rocky Mountain News:

Phone home: Purported UFO video to be shown Friday

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

Jeff Peckman, who is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind, said the video is authentic and convinced him that aliens exist.

"As impressive as it is, it's still one tiny portion in the context of a vast amount of peripheral evidence," he said Wednesday. "It's really the final visual confirmation of what you already know to be true having seen all the other evidence."
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"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

Well, there you are! It's all over but the shouting, running and hiding...and, of course, the question as to whether the aliens can vote in the November election. As you can see from the Weekly World News cover a few years back, the Space Alien was instrumental in Bill Clinton's campaign. I'm thinking the aliens are going to jump the Clinton ship and throw their relatively light weight over to b-HO on the stipulation that he gives them parts of Colorado, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana, the states where they've previously done the most scouting and anal probing, as seen in this stunning documentary:



In one brilliant political stroke, b-HO will be rid of a bunch of bitter backwoods peckerheads and simultaneously nail down a solid big-eyed voting constituency who are strongly in favor of change, government support and inspiring books titled "How To Serve Man."