Monday, January 19, 2009

You May Be a Taliban If...


Floating around the Internet:

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
hand, but consider bacon"unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think
every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your
neighbor's goat.

7 comments:

ericire12 said...

Been floating around the forum since Feb '08

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1463.0

TWhiddon said...

I had to steal that one for my blog. Too funny!

Rastus said...

Ahmed the Dead Terrorist will be looking for you for putting those lies on the web....along with the new Hate Crimes Unit coming out of D.C. later today.

cbar10@hotmail.com said...

Geez Michael, it doesn't sound like you're ready to make peace with Mohammed's devil children.

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