Armed and Fabulous! Fabulously dangerous, that is!
I would say this is a major escalation:
Beaver steals hunter’s rifle
As you know, I am the only national journalist to consistently and honestly report on the burgeoning beaver crisis that is gripping not just America, but the world. Knowing there re armed beavers out there is terrifying to me...I think our only hope as a people is negotiation and accommodation. Is John Kerry available?