"I'm having a little trouble with the does," says the Whisperer, "because just like humans girl deer appear to be a lot smarter than boy deer."
Finch said he plans to plant a portion of his ranch in oregano, jalapeno and cumin plants in the hopes of pre-seasoning the deer for chili before he talks them into the pot.
"My goal is to just add pinto beans and simmer," he says.
An earlier experiment with javelinas nearly turned lethal since, apparently, feral hogs don't tend to pay much attention to casual conversation.
"Besides," Finch adds, "who wants to be known as a 'pig whisperer?''