Thursday, March 05, 2015

Flash News Bulletin from Wolfsschanze Clinton...

...buried deep in the wasteland surrounding Chappaqua, NY:

CHAPPAQUA, NY: Spokesman for the Clinton Uber Alles Super PAC today released a statement from Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton today on the increasing controversy swirling around her use of a private email server during her tenure as Secretary of State.

"Knock it off about the emails," Ms. Clinton said, "or I'll turn loose my flying monkeys!"




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you not mean: "KNOCK it off"?

Matthew said...

Forget "Predator" or "Reaper."

This country's next military drone, preferable medium-sized and used in swarms, should definitely be called the "Flying Monkey."