Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Moose Crisis Spreads!

This is some sort of hellish chaos system...a moose belches in Norway and Cancun takes a Category 5 hit!
The poor old Scandinavian moose is now being blamed for climate change, with researchers in Norway claiming that a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year -- equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey.

Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.
It's the farting that gets to me...where the hell is Al Gore? Isn't there some kind of carbon tradeoff we can do with farting sheep in New Zealand? Or cow burps? Anyhow, while I wasn't worrying about moose belching, I decided to go hog wild and use the .40 S&W STI Trojan in USPSA Single Stack competition. I ordered up a bunch of .40 mags from STI, since they seem to be the best choice (I have Met-Gar, Metalform, Tripp Research and STI...I still think the STIs are a safer choice).



That's it we need to execute these monsters to stop their attack on the enviroment,and if I get more meat for my freezer so be it.

Marshal Halloway said...

Typical Norwegians - always looking for an excuse to hunt and sell gas at the same time.
Before you know it, you can cook with Norwegian Moose gas instead of propane.